Dan bought a cardigan, then proceeded to leave it in New York New York. I was in stitches because never has a person ran so fast, without actually running.
Casino was rather kind to us today. So far $1700 won. Drinks were been slung around like a 'Dam pro by her pimp.
Duelling pianos was awesome. A few requests were played: Coldplay, Bruce Springsteen but more importantly Seal! There was an ultra annoying woman who picked up a hula hoop next to the pianos, (as you do) and then started spinning it around her. She was all arms like an octopus. Yeah it was clever, but when you're acting like a dick, you're a dick...trust me I know from personal experience.
Quotes of "Oh, but Mr Mohammed", "Oh, but Mr Gohan" we're been thrown around right, left and Bransholme.